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Rape Cake

Mexicans love me. I don’t know whether it’s my iridescent skin tone or 5’7 frame that reminds them of their genetic inferiority but whatever it is I can’t tell you how many green card marriages I’ve had to deny. It doesn’t help that since I was raised to be nice to everyone, my kindness is…

How To Turn A Gay Guy Straight

I am so totally blessed to know the inner workings of a gay man’s mind. Thanks Arturo. Actually, I would argue that the straight female mind is almost identical to the male mind. Some shared interests include: oral sex, Hermes, and preline lattes We both like dick, so it’s obvious that we’d get along. But…